On Wednesdays We Fake Date Shirt
Fake dating. Like it’s a thing.
The On Wednesdays We Fake Date Shirt was made for the girls who know a fake relationship, a coffee run, and a little suspiciously good chemistry can get complicated very quickly.
Featuring retro teal-and-pink lettering with a hot black coffee and a pumpkin spice latte, this romance-reader tee is packed with subtle little nods for anyone who knows that sometimes the grumpy one falls first, the sunshine one has very specific coffee preferences, and pretending not to have feelings is rarely a successful hypothesis.
Wear it to the bookstore, your Wednesday coffee run, a reading weekend, movie night, or anywhere you’d like another reader to look at your shirt and immediately know.
Because you’re not just anyone. 💗
Product Details
- Soft, lightweight unisex tee
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Comfortable everyday fit
- Professionally printed
- Made to order
Fit Notes
This tee has a classic unisex fit with an easy, everyday feel.
- Order your usual size for the intended relaxed fit.
- Size up for a roomier, oversized look.
- Style it with denim, biker shorts, leggings, or whatever you wear while saying you’ll read one more chapter.
Perfect For
- Fake dating enthusiasts
- Grumpy x sunshine readers
- He-falls-first supremacy
- STEM romance lovers
- Slow-burn readers
- Coffee + book people
- Pumpkin spice latte season
- Bookstore and coffee-shop dates
- Romance book club gifts
- Readers who understand that chemistry is not always strictly scientific
✨ Why You’ll Love It
- Teal + pink coloring inspired by playful romantic-STEM aesthetics
- A black coffee + pumpkin spice latte pairing that the right readers will absolutely notice
- Subtle enough to look like a cute romance tee to everyone else
- Specific enough to make another fan go, wait…
- Celebrates fake dating, questionable hypotheses, coffee preferences, and the eternal truth that he falls first
- Basically made for anyone who needs to be told to pay attention, sweetheart
Complete the Look
Pair it with relaxed denim, sneakers, a cardigan, and whichever coffee order best represents your personality.
Black coffee if you’re feeling antagonistic and unapproachable.
Pumpkin spice if you’re busy carrying yourself with entirely unreasonable confidence. 💅
Add a tote, a heavily annotated romance novel, and a schedule that has somehow become emotionally dependent on fictional people.
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
Is this shirt inspired by fake-dating romance books?
Yes. This design was created for romance readers who love fake dating, grumpy x sunshine, STEM romance, forced proximity, slow burns, and stories where pretending to date inevitably becomes a terrible experimental design.
What do the two coffees represent?
The design features a hot black coffee and a pumpkin spice latte as a subtle reader-coded pairing. To everyone else, they’re two cute coffees. To the girls who know, they’re considerably more specific. 👀
Is this a good gift for a Love Hypothesis fan?
Absolutely. It’s especially fun for readers who love academic romance, women-in-STEM stories, fake dating, coffee-fueled banter, grumpy heroes, sunshine heroines, and men who become significantly less unapproachable around exactly one person.
How does the shirt fit?
It has a classic unisex fit. Order your normal size for a relaxed everyday fit or size up for an oversized look.
What makes Friday Apparel different?
Friday Apparel creates subtle fandom-inspired clothing for people who want their current obsession obvious to the right people and invisible to everyone else. Our designs are made for everyday outfits, trips, movie nights, conventions, reading weekends, and whatever mildly obsessive plans are on the calendar.