Teal Carry Yourself With the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man graphic t-shirt for women in STEM, students, researchers and science lovers.
Teal Carry Yourself With the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man graphic t-shirt for women in STEM, students, researchers and science lovers.
Carry Yourself With the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man graphic t-shirt for women in STEM, students, researchers and science lovers.
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Carry Yourself With The Confidence Shirt

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Consider this your reminder to take up the space. 💅

The Carry Yourself With The Confidence Shirt is for the girls walking into the room like they absolutely belong there—because they do.

Featuring the phrase “Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man,” this graphic tee brings a little humor, a little rage, and a lot of confidence to your everyday uniform.

Wear it to class, the lab, your next presentation, coffee with the girls, or anywhere else that could benefit from slightly more female audacity.

Product Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Soft, lightweight feel with comfortable stretch
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Unisex fit
  • Professionally printed
  • Made to order

Fit Notes

This is a classic unisex tee with an easy, everyday fit.

  • Order your normal size for the intended relaxed fit
  • Size up for a more oversized look
  • Pair with jeans, leggings, biker shorts, or tucked into your favorite trousers when the occasion calls for professionally delivered sarcasm

Perfect For

  • Women in STEM
  • Science and psychology majors
  • Grad students
  • Researchers and academics
  • Feminist fashion
  • College students
  • Bookish girls
  • Office and campus outfits
  • Gifts for your smartest friend
  • Anyone currently working on taking up a little more space

✨ Why You’ll Love It

Because sometimes the confidence really does need to be borrowed from a man with half the qualifications.

It’s funny, wearable, mildly confrontational, and subtle enough to become one of those tees you throw on constantly.

No explanation required. 💅

🩷 Complete the Look

Shop The Love Hypothesis Collection for more designs made for fake-dating enthusiasts, romance readers, women in STEM, and girls who appreciate a little chemistry with their fictional relationships.

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

Who is this shirt for?
Anyone can wear it, but it was especially made with women in STEM, students, researchers, academics, ambitious girlies, and anyone familiar with being wildly qualified while somehow still questioning whether they belong in the room.

Is this a good gift for a woman in STEM?
Absolutely. It makes a funny gift for scientists, researchers, professors, grad students, psychology majors, engineers, lab partners, coworkers, and friends starting a new job or degree program.

Is there a bookish reference behind the design?
There might be a tiny nod in there for readers who know. 😉 The sentiment also works completely on its own, which is exactly how we like our fandom references around here.

How does the shirt fit?
This is a soft, lightweight unisex tee. Order your normal size for the intended relaxed fit or size up if you prefer a roomier, oversized look.

What makes Friday Apparel different?
Friday Apparel creates subtle fandom-inspired clothing and accessories designed for people who want to celebrate the stories they love without traditional character merchandise. Our designs are made for everyday outfits, reading days, movie nights, conventions, vacations, and gifts for fellow fans.


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