I Can Fix Him Cake Sweatshirt – Coquette Valentine – Hot Villain Romantasy Inspired Unisex Crewneck

Valentine’s Day, but make it delusional in lace and frosting.

This cozy unisex sweatshirt pairs a soft, girly coquette cake design with the most unserious sentence ever spoken: “I can fix him.” Perfect for romantasy readers, villain lovers, and anyone whose type is tall, brooding, morally questionable, and emotionally unavailable.

Warm, comfy, and just unhinged enough to be a warning.

🩷 Coquette cake + bow artwork
🩷 Soft fleece interior
🩷 Unisex relaxed fit
🩷 Valentine’s Day approved, villain-coded year-round
🩷 For fans of dark romance, fantasy, and bad decisions

Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

Sweatshirt Details

• Unisex crewneck

• Cozy fleece interior

• Relaxed fit

• Printed design

• True to size